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Today, I had a proper look at myself in the mirror. I have recently lost 5 lbs. Turns out that it mainly shows on my boob. Not boobs. Boob. Right one only. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28335) - you deserved it (1873)

On 12/29/2012 at 10:23am - health - by Amathiel (woman) - Norway (Sogn og Fjordane)

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You're a boob. Just titting you're my breast friend.

#6 - On 12/29/2012 at 1:45pm by saIty

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Don't worry, most girls (including myself) have one boob that's bigger than the other. It's surprisingly common.

#1 - On 12/29/2012 at 1:39pm by xicebearx

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