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Today, one of my work colleagues was staring at my severe sunburn. She wanted to know if she could "peel" me, when my sunburn becomes "ripe", because she loves the sound. She won't take no for an answer, and I work with her everyday this week. FML


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On 12/06/2012 at 7:19pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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My mum decided she would peel off hers all day in public, whilst exclaiming how fun it was and how we should all help...
I'm not sure which one's worse, someone wanting people to peel theirs or someone wanting to peel someone else's.

#1 - On 12/07/2012 at 2:42am by callummh

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Well, some of the things that "a-peel" to certain people are pretty odd, after all.

(Sorry, I had to.)

#3 - On 12/07/2012 at 2:43am by NathanOfLight

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