Health: Today, one of my work colleagues was staring at my severe sunburn....

By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 00:19 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, one of my work colleagues was staring at my severe sunburn. She wanted to know if she could "peel" me, when my sunburn becomes "ripe", because she loves the sound. She won't take no for an answer, and I work with her everyday this week. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure when the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds, because "they love skin." She then described for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 04:03 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were outside tanning in the sun. I asked her if she could put some sunscreen on my back. Thinking it would be funny, she used the lotion to write "I Love Little Boys". I work as a children's swimming instructor. FML

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Friday 7 December 2012 8:43

You've got yourself one hell of a creeper. FYL.

vespergreen 17

Friday 7 December 2012 8:43

Have a can of pepper spray on standby for self-defence!!

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sarahbear499 7

Friday 7 December 2012 8:50

I'd be TEARified! ... Anyone? Anyone? .............. Yeah I'll be going now.

perdix 29

Friday 7 December 2012 8:53

Give her some bubble wrap to play with. That ought to distract her until all of your dead skin falls off by itself.

whyusofat 17

Friday 7 December 2012 16:03

Can i have some bubble wrap too? No?.... Okay....

Techtacular 0

Friday 7 December 2012 8:57

I understand some people aren't meant to be sociable but holy crap. You've got a scary one.

SillyGirl4602 23

Friday 7 December 2012 8:58

That is very creepy and disgusting. Tell her that no means no.

chrissy2 28

Friday 7 December 2012 9:00

I hate peeling the skin off of my own sunburn, let alone someone else's... That is so gross

Enslaved 36

Friday 7 December 2012 9:02

Aloe vera your body up quick!!! There are some weird people that enjoy gross things like pealing dead skin off, popping blemishes, pulling out grey hairs etc...

annie_nk 22

Friday 7 December 2012 10:01

And wear long sleeves and turtle necks so this creeper can't access any skin.

sens3sfailing 24

Friday 7 December 2012 9:06

Some peopeel are just weird. I red the situation as a thing to take to HR or you're a-skin for trouble from this office psychopath.

omgalice 5

Friday 7 December 2012 9:12

You should peel it off right in front of her just to annoy her lol

echosaints 5

Friday 7 December 2012 9:13

Um don't let her touch u?

Reality_bites 14

Friday 7 December 2012 9:14

OP you need to take cold showers, apply a damp towel to the sunburnt area when going to bed and sleep with it overnight, apply lots of sorborlene and alo vera cream and you will reduce the obvious peeling effect, which should mean the coworker will leave you alone. The skin will still peel just not able to be peeled in big chunks.