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Today, I met someone really cool and their departing words were, for some odd reason, "We should totally be friends, I mean unless you're schizophrenic or something, haha!" I have schizophrenia. FML


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On 10/30/2012 at 7:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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People are so ignorant about mental disorders. They assume that if you have DID, schizophrenia, bi-polar, etc. that you're automatically "Crazy."

Sorry to hear that OP.

I concur with the odd departing words as well. Who says that? lol

#3 - On 10/31/2012 at 3:54am by VonGore

See in context

I'm sure he's just making a failed attempt at a joke

#2 - On 10/31/2012 at 3:54am by doubleddun

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