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Today, I tried to do my leaf collection project for biology, which ended with me being hospitalized because of an allergy attack. I have no idea what I'm allergic to, but my doctor says I should just assume I'm "allergic to all leaves, ever." FML

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On 10/21/2012 at 6:31am - health - by leaftheerickson (woman) - United States (New York)

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Just see which leaves you collected and get spot tested for them.

#2 - On 10/21/2012 at 1:40pm by Andrew6111

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Standard allergy testing includes to a bunch of different kinds of trees, right? If you haven't had that done before, perhaps you can now -- and perhaps allergy shots might improve things for you. In the meantime, I suppose at least you have a doctor's note to get out of the biology project....

#3 - On 10/21/2012 at 1:42pm by Bibliovore

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