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Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13051) - you deserved it (840)

On 09/29/2012 at 12:32pm - health - by firebombtimEFUCKERS (man) - United States

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Hey op here's a tip for the lights put a sheet up over the window to block out the light. Hope you get some sleep soon.

#1 - On 09/29/2012 at 8:41pm by xCrazyMexican

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Watt's the big deal? You don't sound very bright to me. Let me shed some light on the situation - hang some blackout shades and wear ear plugs.

#6 - On 09/29/2012 at 8:44pm by DocBastard

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