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Today, I decided to give blood for the first time in my life. As an 18-year-old, 5'1", 110lb woman, I guess I shouldn't have been allowed there, much less permitted to leave the room to get some food. I ended up passing out in the middle of the dining hall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11868) - you deserved it (2560)

On 09/19/2012 at 3:45pm - health - by partyrocker12 (woman) - United States

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At least your vein didn't collapse. Shame on the doctor who permitted you...at our blood drive you have to be 120

#1 - On 09/19/2012 at 5:30pm by hopsinlove17

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I know it was probably embarrassing to pass out in front of people, but that is way better than passing out alone where they wouldn't have been able to help you...

#7 - On 09/19/2012 at 5:34pm by ScarletFever67

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