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Today, it was my first day back at school. My social anxiety is so bad that I couldn't even raise my hand to use the bathroom because I didn't want people to look at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14446) - you deserved it (2702)

On 09/04/2012 at 5:55pm - health - by freakingout (man) - United States (New York)

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It will be worse if they look at you after you've peed yourself.

#1 - On 09/05/2012 at 3:13am by RaggleFrock

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Go see a shrink. I have social anxiety, too. Prozac and cognitive therapy have helped immensely. :)

#2 - On 09/05/2012 at 3:15am by dougelo7

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