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Today, it was my first day back at school. My social anxiety is so bad that I couldn't even raise my hand to use the bathroom because I didn't want people to look at me. FML


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On 09/04/2012 at 5:55pm - health - by freakingout (man) - United States (New York)

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It will be worse if they look at you after you've peed yourself.

#1 - On 09/05/2012 at 3:13am by RaggleFrock

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Show up fashionably late, wearing nothing but a G string and a burger king crown.

You'll get over your social anxiety pretty quickly. And a week out of school from the suspension.

#5 - On 09/05/2012 at 3:16am by SHAMUS_the_WITTY

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