Today, a baseball bat fell on my head while my boyfriend and I were cuddling. The same baseball bat that he keeps next to the bed, because he genuinely fears a zombie outbreak. FML
by Anonymous / 08/24/2012 at 5:10pm / United Kingdom (Walsall) / Health
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Well at least you got banged?
#1 - On 08/24/2012 at 8:43pm by bargarlm
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Well at least he's prepared?...
#2 - On 08/24/2012 at 8:43pm by Greendaycheese
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