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Today, while walking home, I passed some guy loudly whining that foreign imports are destroying our economy, and that we should all be deported. When I pointed out that the mobile phone in his hand was clearly a Samsung, he turned bright red and punched me in the gut. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24096) - you deserved it (4694)

On 07/20/2012 at 6:45pm - health - by fxck (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

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That guy's an idiot.

#1 - On 07/21/2012 at 12:32am by CamcAmIaM

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Hey, the truth hurts.

Hurts you, that is.

#4 - On 07/21/2012 at 12:36am by Senseless_487

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