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Today, I got home from the hospital after I burned my hand. Why? I dropped my phone in the pot while stirring hot soup, and I reached in to get it. FML

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On 07/15/2012 at 3:45am - health - by scooter922 - United States (Maryland)

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Every doctor in that hospital: *Face palm*

#1 - On 07/15/2012 at 10:01am by The_SkyCantLimit

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"k" This is the text message I received that caused the accident that burned my hand for the rest of the week. Sounds like the makings of a no cooking and texting commercial ad

#14 - On 07/15/2012 at 10:09am by brill33

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