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Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8312) - you deserved it (29873)

On 06/11/2012 at 4:44pm - health - by Ciara (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

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Yeah, whenever I feel something on my face the first thing I do is slap it.

#4 - On 06/11/2012 at 8:39pm by brittanyayy

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Someone's slap happy

No? Okay...

#1 - On 06/11/2012 at 8:34pm by landonlasater

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