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Today, while waiting for a bus, someone started smoking at the bus shelter, which is illegal in my city. I politely asked him to stop smoking, citing the city ordinance. He just cackled and said that if I'm so concerned about the state of my health, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML

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On 06/07/2012 at 1:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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While heart disease does kill more people than lung cancer, that guy was a prick.

#3 - On 06/07/2012 at 4:45pm by hombrepollo

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That was a little harsh...

#1 - On 06/07/2012 at 4:44pm by shellz102

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