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Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22326) - you deserved it (2092)

On 06/02/2012 at 11:34am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

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I bet your parents are glad it was your nose and not your hymen.

#7 - On 06/02/2012 at 1:42pm by Donat96

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" I think he broked my nose"

#4 - On 06/02/2012 at 1:40pm by Bblock

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