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Today, I figured out why my doctor repeatedly warned me to keep regular bowel movements while I recover from childbirth. I now have an anal fissure. It's like giving birth all over again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17595) - you deserved it (3478)

On 05/30/2012 at 4:25pm - health - by Terri-Lynn (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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The pain of an anal fissure is said to feel like shitting shards of glass.

Sounds like the loudest screams will be coming from your bathroom rather than from your nursery.

#4 - On 05/30/2012 at 7:28pm by DocBastard

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Between your bowel movements and not getting any sleep because of your newborn your life's going to be a pain in your ass.

#6 - On 05/30/2012 at 7:29pm by tygerarmy

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