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Today, after dieting, rigorous exercising and a major lifestyle change, I have finally reached my fitness goal. My parents were more excited about my 17-year-old brother getting to 3rd base with his girlfriend. FML

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On 05/23/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Maybe your parents really want grand children?:)
But congratulations on reaching your fitness goal!
You should be proud of yourself about that.
Not everyone have the patience and willpower like you do, so it would be double luck, he reaching third base, and you fulfilling your goal:)
Have a nice day.

#2 - On 05/24/2012 at 3:04am by Keevarou

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Tell your brother I say "high five!".

#1 - On 05/24/2012 at 3:03am by boofgall

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