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Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML


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On 05/21/2012 at 7:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

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Those damn baby blues!

#1 - On 05/21/2012 at 9:40am by SplitChris14

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Pop the wire, then go back to the dentist so they can fix it and you can request band changes.
WhenI had braces, I accidentally popped my wire while flossing. Go floss, OP.

#7 - On 05/21/2012 at 9:46am by NoorFML

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