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Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML

#1962325 (78)

I agree, your life sucks (38325) - you totally deserved it (2378)

On 05/15/2009 at 12:35pm - health - by ccc (woman) - United States (California)

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Aw, man. Being in the hospital alone is a shitty feeling. I feel for you.

#1 - On 05/15/2009 at 5:02pm by wordly

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You and hm should be real tight though right now right?

#72 - On 08/17/2009 at 6:31pm by StingMunFizzy

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u need some friends lol

#2 - On 05/15/2009 at 5:03pm by dengman

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you really do

#77 - On 05/25/2010 at 10:11pm by surescope

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haha that sucks...a lot. YDI for being a friendless loser

#3 - On 05/15/2009 at 5:04pm by tjh116

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did he charge for the ride home ?

#4 - On 05/15/2009 at 5:05pm by Zigster94

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he got paid for it right?

#6 - On 05/15/2009 at 5:07pm by Imawhalerider

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FYL for extreme loneliness.

#7 - On 05/15/2009 at 5:10pm by Hazimius

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fuck u #3

#8 - On 05/15/2009 at 5:13pm by TheUnnamedOne

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No parents or friends?

FYL Indeed.

#9 - On 05/15/2009 at 5:13pm by genius_man16

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Awww!! Please go out and make some friends lol. :/

#10 - On 05/15/2009 at 5:15pm by PureGold

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Awww that's so sad!!

Hopefully your parents live too far and your friends were busy or something :(

#11 - On 05/15/2009 at 5:15pm by wowfmlife

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thats sad :( u shud go out make friends :)

#12 - On 05/15/2009 at 5:16pm by Shanny

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Wow, must have been some fare. Leaving the meter running on that would have been ridiculous!

#13 - On 05/15/2009 at 5:17pm by rukusrazor

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Lol. Find some friends :( But seriously, no one? And stfu #3

#14 - On 05/15/2009 at 5:17pm by gvschmidt94

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Aw, the same thing happened to me once! I was really far from home, though, so I didn't really have a choice. Hope you're feeling better. :)

#15 - On 05/15/2009 at 5:23pm by ggetag12

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Fuck his life and yours.

#16 - On 05/15/2009 at 5:27pm by eeee93757

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Cab drivers are the best people to call!!! Screw family!!!

#17 - On 05/15/2009 at 5:27pm by bssr3333

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ill be your friend!

#18 - On 05/15/2009 at 5:29pm by mangotreats

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I totally did that today too! FML. FML.

#19 - On 05/15/2009 at 5:36pm by someluckystar

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wow this was a painful for those of you who said parents he's probably living else where from them otherwise would have called

you need to find yourself a girl

or perhaps that it is that you found a girl and you are otherwise incapable wooing said strumpet?

#20 - On 05/15/2009 at 5:39pm by ZiggyMorrison

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This is kinda pathetic.
Did he charge you for your fare?

#21 - On 05/15/2009 at 6:04pm by redbluegreen

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understandable, and FYL

#22 - On 05/15/2009 at 6:06pm by FBIWarning

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No family?

#23 - On 05/15/2009 at 6:18pm by alex_vik

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Awwwwww noooo....that's so sad. Call me next time and I'll sign you out sweetie!!! Hehehe...

#24 - On 05/15/2009 at 6:30pm by VegasMade702

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Today, I had to sign someone out of the hospital. What a loser. FML

#25 - On 05/15/2009 at 6:46pm by LoLiam

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Nice buddy.

#26 - On 05/15/2009 at 6:49pm by ibl5588

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#4 hahaha
aw, :[

#27 - On 05/15/2009 at 6:52pm by Hagen09

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to all the unsympathetic people like #3 i think your life is actually more f'd and sadder than the OP

#28 - On 05/15/2009 at 6:54pm by genki008

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sad. I hope the cab dude likes u or ur gonna have to get something called a BUDDY or GIRL/BOYFRIEND

#29 - On 05/15/2009 at 6:55pm by lakeylove

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#5, we don't need to know the reason the OP was in the ER for this to be an FML. The OP wanted to emphasize the fact that he didn't have anybody to support him (or her) in a time of need, not why he was in there.

#30 - On 05/15/2009 at 7:05pm by mintfreshpinesol

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Aww. ): FYL.

#31 - On 05/15/2009 at 7:06pm by Curtieeeez

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Or The OP did call his parents or friends but they wouldn't sign him/her out of the emergency room or something so thats why he/she said I didn't who else to call.

#32 - On 05/15/2009 at 7:13pm by Huevo

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i know how you feel. being a homosexual, i once went to the hospital when i got cum in my eye and couldnt see cuz it got all crusty and gross. Except the only person i knew to call was the male prostitute that did it to me (because i have no friends since coming out) but he didnt even come.

F our lives man...

#33 - On 05/15/2009 at 7:35pm by xxjohnx5

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i kno how u feel. as a homosexual, one time i got kum in my eye from a male prostitute and i fell asleep and when i woke up it was all crusty and gross and i couldnt see. when i went to the hospital, i realized all my past friends and family had abandoned me for being gay so i had to stay in the hospital with the prostitute...Awkwaaard

#34 - On 05/15/2009 at 7:39pm by xxjohnx5

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#32. Well I must say thats what you get for sleeping with a male prostitue. And I for one did not have any need or want to know that you got cum in your eye. And also why the hell wouldnt you wash it out before falling asleep? Thats just gross!!!

#35 - On 05/15/2009 at 7:49pm by Crazi_Me

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LMAO ^previous post
what are you talking about

#36 - On 05/15/2009 at 8:00pm by brendons

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shut up #3
OP: awwwwwwwwww im sorry. y didnt u call ur parents? feel better and dont worry-im sure u have friends and family that care about u.

#37 - On 05/15/2009 at 8:07pm by darkmis1

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YDI you fucking loner, go cease to exist cause guess what no one will notice or give a shit

#38 - On 05/15/2009 at 8:10pm by wet24_7

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# 3 and #36 need to be thrown off a bridge -_- wtf?
poor guy...try to meet new people i guess :[

#39 - On 05/15/2009 at 8:14pm by baby_love

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nobody cares how pathetic your life is.

#40 - On 05/15/2009 at 8:23pm by cinderelly

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Aw Im sorry *hug*
30- huh?
32- stop being mean!

#41 - On 05/15/2009 at 8:24pm by Im_Insane

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No friends would be pretty crap... but no family? That actually makes me genuinely sad...

#42 - On 05/15/2009 at 8:31pm by dancing_bear

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That's pretty depressing that none of your friends would come.

#43 - On 05/16/2009 at 3:57am by 24788

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"I didn't know who else to call."

GHOSTBUSTERS!

#44 - On 05/16/2009 at 4:10am by ninjaaninja

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I think I love you a lil'bit

#45 - On 05/16/2009 at 9:35am by Kez

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LOL WUT

#71 - On 06/27/2009 at 2:22am by Cwayon

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Give the girl a break, maybe she just moved to a new town for a job and knows no one.

#46 - On 05/16/2009 at 10:26am by jonnymohio

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Aww, It's okay. At least you got out of the hospital, and your friends aren't very good ones, find new ones.

#47 - On 05/16/2009 at 12:16pm by Purplex3

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Aw, hun. :(

#48 - On 05/16/2009 at 12:42pm by pinkfrenchrose

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awww, that really sucks..... i hope you feel better!

#49 - On 05/16/2009 at 1:48pm by abcdefgh

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I wonder what the f is wrong with those people who said YDI

#50 - On 05/16/2009 at 1:53pm by olivia_330

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YDI so bad! you friendless loser. go get a life

#51 - On 05/16/2009 at 2:26pm by uguysareidiots

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#42, i was thinking the same thing.

#52 - On 05/16/2009 at 4:56pm by xXNancyXx

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Crafty Idea.

#53 - On 05/16/2009 at 5:23pm by aggieskate900

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At least he came...

But I'd think being in the ER would be worse than not having someone to pick you up.

#54 - On 05/16/2009 at 5:37pm by dtp882

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hey #3. fuck you bastard. you suck. you probably have no friends so your a jerk to other people you ass sucker.

#55 - On 05/16/2009 at 7:34pm by Reckoner

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dude, i am truly sorry, that must feel horrible...

#56 - On 05/16/2009 at 9:57pm by 321jesus_m

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Aww. That must feel bad. Hope you find alot of friends! -Gives hug-

-Aimee :]

#57 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:59am by radio_x_aimee

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Hey #3, it's better to have no friends than no teeth. Send me your address and I'll make it happen.

#58 - On 05/17/2009 at 7:35pm by Se7ensWild

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lonely

lonely

lonely

lonely... /lasagnacat

#59 - On 05/18/2009 at 1:42am by ManganeseDream

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:( I am sorry.

#60 - On 05/18/2009 at 1:53am by CuteNClassic

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Damn #3's a huge douchebag

#61 - On 05/19/2009 at 1:59am by Petorious09

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It's ok dude. Someone had to right?

#62 - On 05/20/2009 at 12:30am by iroquoiswho1033

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Awh, that does suck. lol

#63 - On 05/20/2009 at 4:09am by MichelleSoFlyy

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I fell bad for ya man,make some friends

#64 - On 05/20/2009 at 8:26pm by sdhguy

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Give the dude a break. You know the hospital could be quite a drive, from where his friends/family lives. That really sucks. Happens occasionaly at the hotel I work at because they are out of towners & have no one to call since their families live a few states away. = (

#65 - On 05/21/2009 at 2:13am by rachelbrianna25

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Well that has got to suck...and be embarrassing.

#66 - On 05/22/2009 at 1:15am by ET890

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i'll be your friend!

#67 - On 05/27/2009 at 3:20am by lululovesmusik

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FYL , sad story bro

#68 - On 06/01/2009 at 8:32pm by Zerooo

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#55 is a vigilante!

OP, things will pick up. xxxx

#69 - On 06/01/2009 at 11:25pm by necropalice

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wow,
you aren't a loser at all!

#70 - On 06/02/2009 at 4:41am by yourmomm

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Aw man I feel for ya. I know what it feels like. It'll be okay tho.

#73 - On 09/13/2009 at 9:30pm by shitocky

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You didn't know who to call?

Shoulda called Ghostbusters.

#74 - On 11/17/2009 at 12:40am by Chopramen

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are u my ex-wife? alienating everyone around u and always ending up at the ER... sounds like u. I bet it is. lol.

#75 - On 12/31/2009 at 3:54pm by MasterConan

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SOMEONE has No friends lol loser!!!!!!!wow go on eharmony or something loser

#76 - On 02/17/2010 at 5:35pm by mcur

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Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!

#78 - On 06/23/2010 at 9:56pm by nerdy8675309

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