Health, Friends and Transportation: Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room...

By ccc - 15/05/2009 16:35 - United States

Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Sophie - 27/12/2011 04:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

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You deserved it 2 474

By thanksmom - 02/06/2011 09:27 - United States

Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML

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By meagainsttheworld - 26/10/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, while filling out some medical forms, I was asked for an emergency contact. I realized I didn't have anyone who would actually care enough to be my contact. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

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Getting the point across

By Anonymous - 05/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML

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You deserved it 128

By Rabite - 15/09/2016 14:48 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I called a cab to get me and my cat home from the vet. After a 40 minute wait and three calls to the taxi company, the operator told me that the driver she sent to my location just confirmed that he already has a woman with my name and a cat in his car. FML

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You deserved it 773

By Alexis - 16/01/2017 15:14

Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML

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You deserved it 1 383

By Celeste - 02/03/2010 09:14 - Singapore

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

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You deserved it 3 250

Baby come back

By Noname - 16/03/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML

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You deserved it 5 372

By Brady - 30/04/2013 16:00 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML

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wordly 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:02

Aw, man. Being in the hospital alone is a shitty feeling. I feel for you.

TheUnnamedOne 0

Friday 15 May 2009 23:13

**** u #3

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brendons 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:00

LMAO ^previous post what are you talking about

24788 6

Saturday 16 May 2009 9:57

That's pretty depressing that none of your friends would come.

ninjaaninja 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 10:10

"I didn't know who else to call." GHOSTBUSTERS!

Kez_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 15:35

I think I love you a lil'bit

Cwayon 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 8:22

LOL WUT

jonnymohio 2

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:26

Give the girl a break, maybe she just moved to a new town for a job and knows no one.

Purplex3 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 18:16

Aww, It's okay. At least you got out of the hospital, and your friends aren't very good ones, find new ones.

pinkfrenchrose 5

Saturday 16 May 2009 18:42

Aw, hun. :(

abcdefgh_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 19:48

awww, that really sucks..... i hope you feel better!

olivia_330 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 19:53

I wonder what the f is wrong with those people who said YDI

uguysareidiots 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 20:26

YDI so bad! you friendless loser. go get a life

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Today, I was running late for work and sprinted to catch the bus. As I got on, panting heavily, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. The driver gave me a pity look and let me ride for free. I thanked him and sat down, only to discover I was on the wrong bus, heading in the opposite direction. FML

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Today, we found out my mother-in-law faked her terminal cancer diagnosis to guilt us into getting pregnant, so she could meet her first grand baby “before it's too late.” In no way can we afford this baby, we are already poor, so this will ruin us financially, yet she’s perfectly healthy. FML

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Today, I asked my parents if I had a college fund because I will be going to university in two years. They laughed. FML

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Today, I had sex with my new boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he said, "I know women who would be really self-conscious about nipples like that. I love that you accept yourself." I had no clue there was anything odd about my nipples. FML

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Today, I told my mom about the rough time I'm having over my recent break-up, and how I can't help thinking about my ex every single day. Her attempt to console me involved saying, "Pft. I bet he doesn't think about you every day" and walking away. Thanks. FML

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Today, my new drone got stuck on the neighbour's roof. I'd bought the drone to look at my roof because I don’t like going up on ladders. FML

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Today, I realized my wedding ring had fallen off while doing yard work the previous day. Luckily, I only worked in a few areas, so I had high hopes of finding it. That is until a storm came through, blew half a foot of leaves all over the property, and then froze them with sleet. FML

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Today, I was shopping, and tried on a skirt that was a size smaller than usual, thinking that I would fit in. Not only did it not fit, neither I nor the sales assistant could get it off me, because the zip got stuck. She had to cut me out of it. FML

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Same thing different taste

Thanks, guys

Getting the point across

Baby come back

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