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Today, my future mother-in-law told me she thought I was severely allergic to cigarette smoke. That hasn't stopped her from chain-smoking around me for the last 3 years. FML

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On 04/10/2012 at 11:49pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Let's be honest. Who isn't allergic to cigarette smoke? Its just like pollen, except for most people the affects of the allergy are lung cancer, emphysema, and asthma.

#4 - On 04/11/2012 at 2:55am by ninjadinos

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Spray febreze on her face

#5 - On 04/11/2012 at 2:56am by that1guyyy

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