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Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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On 04/05/2012 at 8:41pm - health - by TwiceDaily,Kids (man) - United States

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Thats disgusting get her to go to a dentist FYL.

#1 - On 04/06/2012 at 2:09am by comedybreak

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Bad breath is like the biggest turnoff for me

#12 - On 04/06/2012 at 2:24am by WCARlover

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