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Today, I fractured a bone in my knee. Now not only do I have to wear a huge knee brace for the next two months, I'll have to sit around in a hotel room all of next week while my family has fun skiing in the mountains. FML


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On 03/30/2012 at 9:43pm - health - by Fractured - United States

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Pig out and take advantage of room service?

#1 - On 03/31/2012 at 12:18am by nuggetmonster

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Don't sit in the hotel room all day! Find a ski lodge and sit by the fire chatting up snow bunnies (or whatever the male equivalent of a snow bunny is if you're a girl). Enjoy some hot cocoa and cute company.

#19 - On 03/31/2012 at 12:32am by micahsmommy

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