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Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23699) - you deserved it (7157)

On 03/03/2012 at 3:06am - health - by bannana0zoom - Canada (Alberta)

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY :D !!!

#1 - On 03/03/2012 at 6:20am by K_kanaka

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You can't understand it now, but in a few weeks or months, if you really hit the gym, you will love her for that present. Happy birthday!

#2 - On 03/03/2012 at 6:23am by TylerBurden

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