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Today, my boyfriend's father suggested that, ideally, I should aim to have my baby in early July, or wait until he gets back from Europe in October. I'm due September 4th, and he will be "incredibly disappointed" if he misses the birth of his first grandchild due to my "selfishness". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30104) - you deserved it (2670)

On 02/19/2012 at 3:55am - health - by preggo - Australia (New South Wales)

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Jeez don't be so selfish!!! Women these days!!

#1 - On 02/19/2012 at 10:08am by kooochris1995

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Tell him you're disappointed that his gigolo son still hasn't popped the question even after knocking you up.

I'll bet the old bastard will stop taking his petty annoyances to you anymore.

#6 - On 02/19/2012 at 10:13am by perdix

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