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Today...ile looking in te mrror at ma full-blown grease-spewing acne-riddled face... ma fater came up biend me an said... "Don't worry son... I ad acne lyk taten I was yur age". I replied... "No u didn't"... an is immediate responsiele lauging was... "No... I didn't." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28029) - you deserved it (2856)

On 01/18/2012 at 10:18am - health - by harshdoobie (man) - Canada

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It's ok OP. having acne at this age means you wont have it later in life, when it's probably more important.

Also, that was interestingly descriptive o.o

#1 - On 01/18/2012 at 12:58pm by TheMaster15

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Just tell him "I have a bigger penis"

#3 - On 01/18/2012 at 1:00pm by Mr25

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