Today, I have the stomach flu. If my belly growls, I have 30 seconds or less to get to the bathroom. I can't go to the doctor for fear of shitting my pants on the trip there. FML
by shitty day / 11/30/2011 at 5:53am / United States / Health
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Wear a diaper and drive as fast as u can
#2 - On 11/30/2011 at 10:04am by xXxXxMasonxXxXx
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I'm sure certain fruits will help. Let me check in my collection.. Hmmm not that.. This could do. Here, try a few bananas.
#3 - On 11/30/2011 at 10:05am by Fruit_Dealer
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