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Today, I have the stomach flu. If my belly growls, I have 30 seconds or less to get to the bathroom. I can't go to the doctor for fear of shitting my pants on the trip there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22398) - you deserved it (1461)

On 11/30/2011 at 5:53am - health - by shitty day - United States

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Wear a diaper and drive as fast as u can

#2 - On 11/30/2011 at 10:04am by xXxXxMasonxXxXx

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I'm sure certain fruits will help. Let me check in my collection.. Hmmm not that.. This could do. Here, try a few bananas.

#3 - On 11/30/2011 at 10:05am by Fruit_Dealer

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