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Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26032) - you deserved it (2498)

On 09/24/2011 at 12:40am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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Should I call Jerry Springer?

#1 - On 09/24/2011 at 5:48am by DrIDGAF

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Bitches be crazy. Or maybe, you did something which you "omitted" on purpose. The plot thickens. I demand the full story!

#7 - On 09/24/2011 at 6:06am by lincolntwo

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