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Today, I had a violent allergic reaction to some bread I ate at a restaurant. How did they apologize? By sending me a free basket of bread. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31581) - you deserved it (2991)

On 09/19/2011 at 8:21pm - health - by Eli (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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Wow, they're dumb for doing that.

#1 - On 09/19/2011 at 11:21pm by agentx52

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What idiots.

#2 - On 09/19/2011 at 11:23pm by trollsemen

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