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Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML


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On 09/15/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Scott - United States (California)

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If I had breasts.. I probably would have tried that ..

#5 - On 09/15/2011 at 6:13am by aaronmk

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shes warming them up for the little fella'

#1 - On 09/15/2011 at 6:08am by emmas03

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