Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

#17749622
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33319) - you deserved it (5909)

On 09/15/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Scott - United States (California)

Top comments

If I had breasts.. I probably would have tried that ..

#5 - On 09/15/2011 at 6:13am by aaronmk

See in context

shes warming them up for the little fella'

#1 - On 09/15/2011 at 6:08am by emmas03

See in context

Comments

Loading...

Top of the page

Comments are deactivated.



Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML
  • Madonna must be the only person breathing a sigh of relief right now thanks to all the idiots arguing about the colour of a dress. Thanks to a badly-lit photograph, everyone seems to have forgotten that she super…

Friday 27 February 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: