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Today, my husband bought me a cinnamon roll because my blood sugar was dangerously low. My first bite was easily the most delicious thing I'd eaten since getting pregnant. As I sat in frosting coated ecstasy, my husband snatched up the rest of the pastry and finished it himself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28483) - you deserved it (3998)

On 08/18/2011 at 5:41pm - health - by AmySweet - United States (Washington)

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My mouth was watering reading this..

#2 - On 08/18/2011 at 8:19pm by ciarafox9

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....Must I point out the obvious?

Your husband is a dick...

#5 - On 08/18/2011 at 8:20pm by Mirorbo

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