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Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23608) - you deserved it (2417)

On 07/09/2011 at 11:12pm - health - by ilovedirt - United States (Oklahoma)

Lame's life also sucks
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No fucks were given that day.

#1 - On 07/10/2011 at 3:27am by hannahtaskey

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At least your still getting some color. : )

#4 - On 07/10/2011 at 3:30am by beryd

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