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Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

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On 07/06/2011 at 5:17am - health - by Fmylife (woman) - United States (Washington)

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how would putting mouthwash in your nose clear mucus? I've never heard of that before.

#1 - On 07/06/2011 at 9:57am by airforce987

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boy you are a dumb shit!

#3 - On 07/06/2011 at 9:57am by gatorsgirl

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