Painful and Health: But… why?

But… why?

By Fmylife - 06/07/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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Oh gosh

By Anonymous - 16/02/2020 14:00

Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML

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By halfasleep - 27/03/2012 14:00 - United States - New Haven

Today, I accidentally took my mouthwash like a shot. I don't know what burned more, when it went down or when it came back up. FML

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By Username - 09/05/2011 17:23 - China

Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a work mate I took a sip of the tea which I had forgotten was boiling hot and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML

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Wrong drugs

By Anonymous - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my nose was really stuffed up and I was out of cold medicine. I heard spices may help with this kind of problem. Unfortunately I thought red pepper would be a great thing to snort at the time. Not only is my nose still stuffed up but I also have immense nasal pain. FML

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By farhia97 - 08/11/2011 02:14 - United States

Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, my nose was really stuffy. I heard somewhere that inhaling tea steam clears up the nose. While reading a magazine I inhaled my cup of green tea steam, without knowing that slowly I was moving my cup closer to my nose. Hot tea was sucked into my left nostril and burned the inside badly. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 05:44 - United States

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

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By LaurenB - 07/06/2012 18:12 - United States - Epping

Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML

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Adding injury to injury

By BeLoud13 - 11/09/2022 07:30

Today, I took cough syrup for a miserable COVID sore throat and harsh cough. It went down the wrong tube, and now I'm coughing worse, trying to get it out of my lungs. It hurts. FML

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airforce987 20

Wednesday 6 July 2011 15:57

how would putting mouthwash in your nose clear mucus? I've never heard of that before.

gatorsgirl 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 15:57

boy you are a dumb shit!

Comments

wunderhosen 6

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:00

Haha wow

Cleao18317 11

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:45

you say wow to OP but have you seen your profile picture? "wow haha"

wunderhosen 6

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:57

ckay6 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:01

and we wonder why people think americans are stupid...

MsLebanese 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 19:56

thank you. :D

12dcevin 5

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:03

your sir are a retard

KaylieBieber13 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:04

you ****** retard!!!

ColorfulDonut 7

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:26

says the one with Justin Beiber in ther photo

WithaKay 4

Wednesday 6 July 2011 18:19

Your name and picture mean you have no right to call anyone a retard.

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Wednesday 6 July 2011 18:51

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neonrubberducky1 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:22

why yes, justin, yes you are!

aleishaa_jadee 13

Sunday 11 March 2012 12:40

hahahaha... dumbass.

NomOnShroomz 14

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:04

Damn I wish I would've thought of that! (dumbfuck)

tayza249 20

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:04

You never thought to use oh, I don't know.. nasal spray? You idiot.

BADDiam 4

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:05

well... uBurningbruhh!?!?

schmelia 10

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:06

That's ridiculous. It didn't occur to you that putting any kind of alcoholic solution on an area of sensitive membrane might be damaging? Pick up a saline nasal spray from the pharmacy (or 'drug store', as you Americans like to put it).

maggiemay1313 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:58

uhm. why are you steriotyping? i call it a pharnacy. im from america. and there is a difference between a drug store and a pharmacy.

Shleebs 12

Wednesday 6 July 2011 17:43

I've never heard anyone refer to a pharmacy as a "drug store." Convenience stores are sometimes called liquor stores or drug stores. A pharmacy is a pharmacy. The whole point of a convenience store is to sell a variety of items, closer to homes located further away from major stores.