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Today, I was making pudding and accidentally spilt some on the floor. I had no idea until I slipped in it, throwing the bowl of pudding on my head. My mom promised to take me to the hospital as soon as she got a picture. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23236) - you deserved it (4555)

On 06/29/2011 at 8:04pm - health - by Jenna - United States (Georgia)

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why is she taking you to the hospital?

#4 - On 06/30/2011 at 2:28am by WolfKing501

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lucky it wasn't shit

#1 - On 06/30/2011 at 2:27am by iamEricCartmen

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