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Today, I was taking a dump in a porta-potty at a fair. I had the runs really bad. All I have to say is that it's tough to take a shit that seems never-ending while other people outside are bitching at you and hammering on the flimsy door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25936) - you deserved it (2590)

On 04/27/2011 at 6:50am - health - by c.m.g. -

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*Cue the shitty puns*

#6 - On 04/27/2011 at 10:10am by marinus

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That stinks.

#4 - On 04/27/2011 at 10:08am by ImInABox

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