Health: Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing...

By Nerrh - 12/03/2011 10:53 - Australia

Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML

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By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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By goddamitme - 21/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML

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By civicman - 27/09/2009 02:19 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML

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By PleaseDontHateMe - 20/09/2016 16:42 - Canada - Stony Plain

Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 20:44 - United States

Today, I was in school and spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her I broke her nose. FML

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By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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You deserved it 25 635

By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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By joe - 31/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

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Doortje 29

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:07

Lord Voldemort wouldn't have this problem.

ninjasaurous 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:32

Hey now, you tickled her. You're responsible for your injuries, not her.

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ken8lk 3

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:04

ydi for having a nose

karlita22 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 17:07

Wtf??

tyhod123 4

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:05

that sucks! fyl op

gamerhead 3

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:06

#1, hmmmm...... makes sense.....

Doortje 29

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:07

Lord Voldemort wouldn't have this problem.

tyhod123 4

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:09

lmao

nohugs4u 8

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:48

lmao

BWill9014 4

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:55

lmao

Doortje 29

Saturday 12 March 2011 19:59

Did you just make an attempt to c-c-combo break, pendatik? Son, I am disappoint.

john7h567hgrd 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 22:27

You guys no fun!!! *pouts in the corner*

Snowstar 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:10

Boo-hoo.

GtDriver 6

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:11

Damn. Fail.

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Sunday 13 March 2011 17:09

"Hey, high five!! :D" *other person walks away* :o -gets angry with hand still raised- D:< love Cyanide and Happiness ^^

TinyDude 10

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:29

be happy she din break ur face

ninjasaurous 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:32

Hey now, you tickled her. You're responsible for your injuries, not her.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 21:10

There is no unreasonable reaction to being tickled. I hate it! Sorry, OP. I'll give you a FYL but you have to take the YDI with it.

UpsidedownKayak 9

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:37

I hate to break it to you but let's face it, tickling isn't on your girlfriend's foreplay list. You better learn to grin and bear it.

don1qot 6

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:50

Did anyone else think she was going to squirt?

you_freak 7

Saturday 12 March 2011 19:52

WIN!!

john7h567hgrd 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 22:30

Dont1qot, are you bi-winning?!

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