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Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33438) - you deserved it (2773)

On 03/01/2011 at 7:11pm - health - by stillsick (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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what an amazing roomate... get the hell out

#1 - On 03/02/2011 at 2:01am by punjabi44

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what kind of person cares what a garbage man thinks?

#13 - On 03/02/2011 at 2:28am by pinkp909

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