Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML
by stupiddrunk / 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
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it wouldn't been sexier if you were naked.
#1 - On 03/01/2011 at 2:57am by ritzbits
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Kinky! YDI for not getting electrified nipple clamps to go with your outfit.
#17 - On 03/01/2011 at 3:12am by kingtz
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