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Today, I underwent several cardiac tests involving heart monitoring nodes placed all over my chest. The lab techs didn't pre-shave the areas and yanked out big clumps of chest hair as they removed the 10 nodes. They laughed, and said it could take up to a year for the hair to grow back. FML

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On 02/16/2011 at 1:53pm - health - by Magilla - United States (Indiana)

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learn to shave

#1 - On 02/16/2011 at 5:58pm by Aznboifreakster

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Hair will grow up really fast. They told you 'a year' just for fun I guess.

#3 - On 02/16/2011 at 5:59pm by aandra

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