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Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20983) - you deserved it (11207)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:40pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Don't worry, in a few more months you'll probably have that bladder infection too.

#9 - On 02/12/2011 at 4:29pm by Doortje

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I guess next time use protection...

#3 - On 02/12/2011 at 4:25pm by xXxSophiexXx

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