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Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8113) - you deserved it (37433)

On 02/07/2011 at 10:47am - health - by Raprotcommander (man) - United States (Georgia)

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not working for you huh?

#1 - On 02/07/2011 at 12:51pm by zack12255

See in context

+6

At least you respect wood.

#23 - On 02/07/2011 at 1:07pm by WhiteZoneRedZone

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