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Today, is my long-anticipated 21st birthday! Today also happens to be the first day of my period. I've spent the whole morning in the fetal position with agonizing cramps, reduced to tears and whimpering while the painkiller refuses to kick in. Happy birthday! Love, my uterus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71018) - you deserved it (6092)

On 04/30/2009 at 11:11am - health - by buymeadrank (woman) - United States (Idaho)

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