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Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27062) - you deserved it (2749)

On 02/03/2011 at 12:33am - health - by Kay -

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Ok ladies we have to put an end to this, we know you use the bathroom for things other than showering. We have known it our whole lives. So if your boyfriend, husband, ex-hasband, father in-law's second brother or any male walked in on you it is ok just finish what you started. So please no more FMLs about getting caught using the bathroom.

#7 - On 02/03/2011 at 6:28am by alwa7sh

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I hope you finished up quickly.

#1 - On 02/03/2011 at 6:17am by x_Cupcakes

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