By Kay - 03/02/2011 05:33

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML
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alwa7sh 2

Ok ladies we have to put an end to this, we know you use the bathroom for things other than showering. We have known it our whole lives. So if your boyfriend, husband, ex-hasband, father in-law's second brother or any male walked in on you it is ok just finish what you started. So please no more FMLs about getting caught using the bathroom.

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DocBastard 38

None taken. I have my iPhone on me constantly, so I like to check in while waiting for elevators, between patients, etc. It makes the time go by faster, and I get to vent some frustration at the same time. Either that or I'm faking this whole doctor thing, and I'm actually a 24 year old dude living in my parents' basement with nothing better to do.

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ulicksam 0

It's called life. People shit. Is this the biggest thing you have to complain about?

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DocBastard 38

And then what? He broke up with you over borborygmi? If he didn't, I don't see the problem. If he did, any guy who would do that isn't worth crying over and you're better off.

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nokel11 7

no disrespect, but for a doctor you have quite a lot of time to spend on FML.

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DocBastard 38

None taken. I have my iPhone on me constantly, so I like to check in while waiting for elevators, between patients, etc. It makes the time go by faster, and I get to vent some frustration at the same time. Either that or I'm faking this whole doctor thing, and I'm actually a 24 year old dude living in my parents' basement with nothing better to do.

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ArmedcrackerR6 8

well ain't that a bitch

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underpaid011 0

it's ok. I'm sure he knows that you take dumps, and that sometimes you get the green apple splatters. everyone does. it's a sign you are alive. if you never crap, it's because you are dead.

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RedPillSucks 31

So.... This will make "surprise butt sex" a real surprise for him.

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jayalexander 7

haha dnt wory cuz unless hes a ******** he wont care

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RedPillSucks 31

Wakeup in the morning feeling really shitty, My boyfriends at the door, he's ready to hit that biddy. I drop my skirt, sit on the potty, I think I'm gonna yak. He hears me fart, the door slams. He ain't coming back.

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