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Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was for losing 34 pounds when someone yelled from a car window, "Look at that fat lump!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27720) - you deserved it (2678)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:07am - health - by notafatlump -

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It doesn't matter what others think. At least you're doing something about it. Keep up the woodwork.

#3 - On 02/02/2011 at 4:28am by marinus

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You lost 34 pounds, that is good for you. So why are you worried about some retard who doesn't even know you talking down to you. They said it from a car window so that shows they have no backbone. If I were you I'd keep working on you and develop a "kiss my ass" attitude to anyone who gets in your way. JMHO

#8 - On 02/02/2011 at 4:31am by crzyry

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