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Today, I went to the eye doctor. For the past three days every time I wear my glasses I become nauseous, get migraines, and have that "fish-eye view" where everything is rounded. Turns out they placed my lenses on the wrong sides. FML

I agree, your life sucks (18616) - you deserved it (1808)

On 01/24/2011 at 3:01am - health - by l0stnwundrland - United States

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