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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23972) - you deserved it (4427)

On 01/21/2011 at 4:25am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Monaco

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He did you a favour. Get over it and go find someone who showers at least once a week.

#5 - On 01/21/2011 at 10:10am by krushr

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Who showers these days anyway? Homeless people are setting a pretty awesome trend in my opinion.

#6 - On 01/21/2011 at 10:11am by CreateZ

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