Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
by Anonymous / 01/21/2011 at 4:25am / Monaco / Health
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He did you a favour. Get over it and go find someone who showers at least once a week.
#5 - On 01/21/2011 at 10:10am by krushr
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Who showers these days anyway? Homeless people are setting a pretty awesome trend in my opinion.
#6 - On 01/21/2011 at 10:11am by CreateZ
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