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Today, I'm getting over strep throat. The antibiotics they gave me make me have diarrhea unless I eat yogurt in between each pill. That wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't lactose-intolerant. Yogurt gives me really bad gas. So I have to choose between painful gas or diarrhea. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20366) - you deserved it (1842)

On 01/08/2011 at 5:16am - health - by anon7113 (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Gas is by far the lesser of the two evils. Would you rather go through a roll of toilet paper in 2 hours, leaving you with a sore ass and a raw rectum from all the wiping, or amaze your family and friends by playing some of their favorite jazz tunes with your flatulence?

#13 - On 01/08/2011 at 10:09am by knibbsy

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Oh shit. I can't drink milk anymore either. I'm glad I'm not in this pickle.
Mmmmm... Pickle...

#9 - On 01/08/2011 at 10:05am by FYLDeep

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