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Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML

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On 01/07/2011 at 1:14pm - health - by ouchieouch (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

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YDI. Getting burned should teach you to be careful around stoves.

#2 - On 01/07/2011 at 5:30pm by fadingaway

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You're stupid. You should have had water running over that burn to prevent it from getting worse. You should only apply burn cream after that. You shouldn't have been patiently waiting by the stove at least.

#5 - On 01/07/2011 at 5:39pm by FYLDeep

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