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Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25025) - you deserved it (2569)

On 12/31/2010 at 12:58am - health - by Nickolas - United States

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oh my god :0
this seems like something that would happen in an episode of family guy

#8 - On 12/31/2010 at 6:27am by amayaa

See in context

+10 | 7

thats gotta hurt

#5 - On 12/31/2010 at 6:21am by pertained

See in context

+9 | 12

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